Come to New Mexico...

For all the summer fun.
Here's a FBook image from NM tourist interests, hyping:
Hatch Chile Festival, Santa Fe Fiesta, New Mexico State Fair, and OF COURSE the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta!!!
Not to mention all that artsy-fartsy shit in Santa Fe, Taos, and like that.

Hey! Listen UP@!
If any o'y'all are planning to visit our fair, but parched, state, please bring your own water. We don't really have enough for just us. So bring along a couple of cases. And pee before you leave, please. Thanks. --The management