The Candidate from Transylvania! No, Not Rocky...

Just when you thought you'd gotten everything the GOPhukkks could muster in the way of kinky weirdness, after Blake Fahernthold, and David Vitter, and Wide-stance Larry Craig, and another three pages of names; after all that comes Jake Rush, aka vampire-wannabe, Chazz Darling.
Nope.
Not making this up. Promise. Stephen Cobert reported last night:

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