Monday, January 31, 2011

Reagan At 100: Here's 20 Things You WON"T Hear Fuck-All About

"Where's The Rest of Me?"

I posted this on the fifth anniversary of Reagan's (welcome) death, in 2009. Ronnie Raygun's most unintentionally revealing line, from his one non-B pic, King's Road, in which the RR character gets his legs amputated by a train. So as we approach the 100th Anniversary of Reagan's unlucky birth, here's "the rest of Reagan," (an incomplete list of ) 20 or so things the hagiographers won't mention this week...

I am resurrecting it now because this week marks the 100th anniversary of his misbegotten birth, and there will be shit-storms of mis- and dis-information about the grinning dolt's "accomplishments," among which will be alleged to be the "defeat of the Soviets and the rebirth of Murka.

To which anyone with even a scintilla of a nematode brain must reply "HORSE-SHIT!"


Tomorrow, Thursday, June 4, is the fifth anniversary of the death of Ronald Wilson Reagan, 40th President of the United States and arguably the author (in a Foucauldian sense, anyway) of more mischief upon the Nation than any other previous official, elected, political actor. No regime before his had more actively sought to overthrow, undermine, undo, obstruct, and otherwise hamstring the authority of the Congress, to suppress the rights of the people, and attack the Constitution in the pursuit of mere political advantage, without any appeal to, or concern for, the real good of "the People."

So I won't be listening to the radio, or watching SCUM TeeVee, either...

I wanted to spare my dogs.

Poor dumb beasts, they get worried when I hurl loud invective and obloquy--to say nothing about ash-trays and flower pots--at the disembodied voices on the radio.

And, given the outpouring of sanctimonious twaddle, gratuitous propaganda and lugubrious schmaltz over the anniversary of the death of Ronald Reagan which will surely occupy virtually the entire news spectrum of the day, I would have plenty of opportunity to launch barrages of vivid vituperation, epic expletive, and ubiquitous obloquy against both the dearly-departed "American Hero," and the obsequious drone of the sycophants who will be reciting their eulogies.

Lest we/you forget, I have assembled a list of some 20 of the most compelling reasons that Ronald Reagan SHOULD NOT BE so universally esteemed, his passing so mourned, and his memory so honored:

1) Treason: As a private citizen, and BEFORE the election, in contravention of both law and tradition, Reagan's minions and handlers illegally negotiated with the Iranians to induce them hold the American Embassy hostages until after the elections,to embarrass President Carer and to prevent his successful negotiation of an "October Surprise." Sent future VP George Bush, Sr., and future CIA chief William Casey to Paris to negotiate the deal.

2) Sent arms, including chemical weapons, to both Iraq and Iran during the decade-long Iran-Iraq war, making those two countries the two biggest US arms trading partners at precisely the time when it was illegal to trade with either due to both US and UN laws.

3) Iran/Contra: Used drug traffickers to transport illegal arms to Nicaragua, ignoring the contraband which was brought back on the return trip, creating a massive and immediate increase in cocaine trade in urban California. Illegally used the CIA to mine harbors and ferry Contra troops in Nicaragua. Eventually, several administration staffers were convicted of crimes ranging from lying to Congress to conspiracy to defraud the U.S. The scandal involved the administration selling arms to Iran and using proceeds from the sales to fund a guerrilla insurgent group in Nicaragua

4) Created alQaeda in Afghanistan to oppose the Soviet puppet/occupation there

5) Sponsored right-wing, State terrorism in El Salvador, Honduras, Haiti, and Guatemala against indigenous insurgents who were fighting the dictatorial, hereditary regimes there. Illegally invaded and occupied Grenada, overthrowing the democratically elected President

6) Lied about ALL of this activity before Congress, and suborned his Secretary of Defense to perjury, as well.

7) Rescinded Carter policy that all US international financial support be based upon valid human rights records.

8) Took the world to the brink of nuclear war, putting nuclear weapons into Europe, violating the very provision that was the settlement to the Cuban missile crisis.

9) Instituted the so-called "Mexico City" doctrine, effectively barring recipients of U.S. foreign aid from promoting abortion as a method of family planning.

10) Instigated trickle-down/voodoo economics, which was the beginning of what has recently culminated in the crash of the bubbles. Here is a subset of his regime's economic sins:
a) Within the first year of the policy, we were in a depression caused in large measure by the policy. The "historic" 27% tax-cut was skewed two to one in favor of those making over $200,000 per year, in percentages, and far more in real dollars. By the end of the second year, increases in state and local taxes more than replaced the cuts for the middle class.

b) Wages throughout Reagan/Bush remained stagnant in real dollars for the next 12 years, the longest and worst growth performance in middle class wages in US history. Average national growth was the lowest since the early 30s.

c) Conspired with corpoRat and congressional allies to sustain spending by loosening credit, to replace the wages they were not going to increase.

d) Named Ayn Rand acolyte and free-market apostle Alan Greenspan as Chief of the Federal Reserve.
11) The HUD/DoI Scandals: Samuel Pierce and his associates were found to have rewarded wealthy contributors to the administration's campaign with funding for low income housing development without the customary background checks, and lobbyists, such as former Secretary of the Interior James G. Watt, were rewarded with huge lobbying fees for assisting campaign contributors with receiving government loans and guarantees. Sixteen convictions were eventually handed down, including several members of the Reagan administration.

12) Appointed some of the "worst" Federalist Society/strict constructionists to the federal bench, including Scalia, Kennedy, and O'Connor, ALL of whose votes were crucial in (illegally) installing GW Bush in the presidency in 2000, and named Rehnquist Chief Justice.

13) Ordered the revocation of the FCC regulation called "the Fairness Doctrine," and opened up the Press to the rash of consolidations which has led, now, to a compromised, toothless, stenographic, lap-dog "Fourth Estate."

14) Initiated the attack on labor unions by attacking PATCO, the Air Traffic Controllers union, creating a crisis in airport control towers nation-wide, and importantly, started the slow erosion of US worker wages and benefits.

15) Through the appointment of James Watt, who claimed that the environment was "expendable" since the "second coming of Christ was at hand,", Reagan reduced clean water and air standards, reduced labor, mine, and industrial safety standards,and cut funding to supervisory and regulatory agencies charged with monitoring those industries.

16) Increased the defense budget to 240% previous levels.

17) Systematically ignored the beginning of the AIDS/HIV epidemic, blaming the victims publically.

18)The S&L collapse: Reagan's "elimination of loopholes" in the tax code included the elimination of the "passive loss" provisions that subsidized rental housing. Because this was removed retroactively, it bankrupted many real estate developments made with this tax break as a premise. This with some other "deregulation" policies ultimately led to the largest political and financial scandal in U.S. history: The Savings and Loan crisis. The ultimate cost of the crisis is estimated to have totaled around USD$150 billion, about $125 billion of which was consequently and directly subsidized by the U.S. government, which contributed to the large budget deficits of the early 1990s.

19) Called ketchup a vegetable for the purposes of school-lunch funding and reduced early education and head-start funding.

20) Symbolically ripped the solar panels, installed by Pres. Carter, from the WhiteHouse,and blamed trees for causing air pollution.
No, I do not miss the son-of-a-bitch. To the extent that the coverage of the anniversary of the demise of this traitorous, vile sock-puppet ignores or ignored these "tiny missteps," that is the extent to which I would have been obliged to disturb my dogs with my curses.

I would without compunction defile his grave.

If either Jon Stewart of Colbert has the stones to cover the memorials "unfairly," I could be tempted. C'mon, Jon, Stephen! TEMPT ME!!!
Two more things the psychopathic fellators will certainly overlook in the rush to canonize this grinning fuck:
1) they won't describe in any detail is how his decision to open his campaign in Philadelphia, Mississippi, was a conscious gesture to locate his campaign in the very HEART of festering racial antagonisms, where civil rights workers Shermer, Goodwin & Chaney were murdered by crackers in 1964, and
2) how doing so encouraged the vitriolic recrudescence of racialist rhetoric in the country, wiping away the gains achieved under the regime of "political correctness."
I would have died a happy man had I been able, in my life-time, to take a runny shit on Reagan's corpse. I loathe, detest, and despise him more than ANY political figure in my life-time, period...

5 comments:

Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

Hi Woody! I am putting this in the Mini-Blogswarm today ok? Fuck St. Ronnie of Cali and those that worship at his alter of lies.

Bustednuckles said...

Nicely put, I went minimalist about it.
He is still dead, good.

Oh, I remember all the shit that cocksucker pulled very well.
We are still dealing with the fall out of his fucked up mess.

Distributorcap said...

excellent

i put in my mini blog swarm as well

you have to give him credit for having a colorful white house - the jelly beans looked great on the desk - and i bet the astrologer had all the red ones

i cant wait till they preempt the super bowl to watch his ascension to elephant dung heaven

jurassicpork said...

Hey, Woody, nice resurrection for Reagan's resurrection.

Hey, if you see Patricia Ellen, tell her to get off her high fucking horse and send me an email. She's having a pity party these days and no one else is invited.

Nando said...

Thank you for accurately stating this pig's legacy! Thank you. The moron TRIPLED the accumulated national debt in eight years. Yes, what a great accomplishment, huh?!?!

Conservatives look up to this piece of trash because of his fiery rhetoric and mean-spirited actions. Their undying, unyielding admiration certainly is not based on any real accomplishments.

In the final analysis, Ronald Wilson Reagan is the biggest piece of shit to EVER occupy the Oval Office. We are feeling the effects of this idiot's policies, to this day. Thanks, Ronnie. Burn in hell for eternity, cockroach!!