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The Candidate from Transylvania! No, Not Rocky...

Just when you thought you'd gotten everything the GOPhukkks could muster in the way of kinky weirdness, after Blake Fahernthold, and David Vitter, and Wide-stance Larry Craig, and another three pages of names; after all that comes Jake Rush, aka vampire-wannabe, Chazz Darling.
Nope.
Not making this up. Promise. Stephen Cobert reported last night:

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The Anthropoid Dance Macabre

Jon Stewart's EPIC Rant on the GOPhux and the '14 SOTU

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Jon Stewart: The War On Carbon

Doug Stanhope: "I Did It To be A Prick!"

Star Wars: The 15-Minute Version!

The Conspiracy Theory Flow Chart

Jon Stewart Shows his TRUER Colors as an "Equivalantist."

Increased corporatization is wrong, or dubious, but aren't teachers' unions too rigid?

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The source of Stewart's not-well veiled antagonism toward Ravitch and her message is almost revealed at the end of the segment below, when Steward defends his 'friends' in the Charter Industry...and they're "really good people."

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Zozobra: The ORIGINAL "Burning Man"

 Have your OWN "Burning Man," the authentic, the original Zozobra!
Banish gloom, incinerate your "issues," dispel your worries!
Viva La Fiesta!!!!!
According to the accompanying link: #Zozobra has been burning away worries since 1926. "Zozo" wants to make the whole world worry free. We've reached 40 states and 10 countries. The only states we're missing are Alaska, Connecticut, Delaware, Iowa, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Rhode Island, Utah, and Vermont. Enter your worry with our Virtual Zozobra and share with your friends from out of state and out of the country.
Each flag represents someone who has offered up a "worry," their problemas y preocupaciones, to Old man Gloom's cloak. Join us!

Pre-Nuptual/Pre-Procreative Preparation: Required

Camp Gyno! Very Funny!

The Way of the Mister: Must a Skeptic Be An Atheist?

Come to New Mexico...

For all the summer fun.
Here's a FBook image from NM tourist interests, hyping:
Hatch Chile Festival, Santa Fe Fiesta, New Mexico State Fair, and OF COURSE the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta!!!
Not to mention all that artsy-fartsy shit in Santa Fe, Taos, and like that.

Hey! Listen UP@!
If any o'y'all are planning to visit our fair, but parched, state, please bring your own water. We don't really have enough for just us. So bring along a couple of cases. And pee before you leave, please. Thanks. --The management

Pangeia (with subtitles)

Here's what Pangea looks like mapped with modern political borders

Pretty wild, right? It's a map of Pangea — a supercontinent that formed roughly 300 million years ago — mapped with contemporary geopolitical borders.

What you see here is an anachronistic mashup — a modern map, complete with geological features that did not exist 300-million years ago, with its various parts relocated to the general position they would have occupied before Pangea began rifting apart some 200-million years ago. It's a view of the supercontinent not often seen, and a mind-bending way of relating to the world on a geological time scale. [Hi-res]

Redditor LikeWolvesDo, who posted the image last week, stumbled across this particular interpretation of Pangea at this roundup of Pangea Maps. Unfortunately, the source link is dead, so neither of us was able to find the map's true provenance. At the bottom corner of the image however, is a name – Massimo Pietrobon – and an email address; so, for the time being, we're going to assume he's the creator. We've reached out to Pietrobon, but have yet to receive a response. We'll let you know if and when we do. Edit: As ukuleledan points out in the comments, Pietrobon does, in fact, appear to be the map's creator.

"I'm A Little Teapot..."

Stephen Frye on the Craig Fergusson programme.

A Question of Balance

As BOTH amazing skill and gripping metaphor!

Home, Sweet Home

Sunday"Funnies"

Speakers in order of appearance:

1. Sir Arthur C. Clarke, Science Fiction Writer
2. Nadine Gordimer, Nobel Laureate in Literature
3. Professor Isaac Asimov, Author and Biochemist
4. Arthur Miller, Pulitzer Prize-Winning Playwright
5. Wole Soyinka, Nobel Laureate in Literature
6. Gore Vidal, Award-Winning Novelist and Political Activist
7. Douglas Adams, Best-Selling Science Fiction Writer
8. Professor Germaine Greer, Writer and Feminist
9. Iain Banks, Best-Selling Fiction Writer
10. José Saramago, Nobel Laureate in Literature
11. Sir Terry Pratchett, NYT Best-Selling Novelist
12. Ken Follett, NYT Best-Selling Author
13. Ian McEwan, Man Booker Prize-Winning Novelist
14. Andrew Motion, Poet Laureate (1999-2009)
15. Professor Martin Amis, Award-Winning Novelist
16. Michel Houellebecq, Goncourt Prize-Winning French Novelist
17. Philip Roth, Man Booker Prize-Winning Novelist
18. Margaret Atwood, Booker Prize-Winning Author and Poet
19. Sir Salman Rushdie, Booker Prize-Winning Novelist
20. Norman MacCaig, Renowned Scottish Poet
21. Phillip Pullman, Best-Selling British Author
22. Dr Matt Ridley, Award-Winning Science Writer
23. Harold Pinter, Nobel Laureate in Literature
24. Howard Brenton, Award-Winning English Playwright
25. Tariq Ali, Award-Winning Writer and Filmmaker
26. Theodore Dalrymple, English Writer and Psychiatrist
27. Roddy Doyle, Booker Prize-Winning Novelist
28. Redmond O'Hanlon FRSL, British Writer and Scholar
29. Diana Athill, Award-Winning Author and Literary Editor
30. Christopher Hitchens, Best-Selling Author, Award-Winning Columnist

FEATURED MUSIC:

Mozart - Piano Concerto No.23 In A Major, K 488 Adagio 00:00
Ludovico Einaudi -- Solo 00:54
Brian Crain - Dream of Flying 07:53
Ludovico Einaudi - I Giorni 12:54
David Nevue - Watching The Clock 17:30
David Nevue -- Winter Walk 21:54


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TBGO: Black Powder; Bingo...er, I Mean: "Bang-o"

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Central Coast Horticulture

Woody do love this part of Cali...I love a LOT of it, actually, mostly north of Ventura. I plan to have my ashes distributed upon the waves at Morro Rock. If there is also an orgy at the same time, that'd be good. I could live widdat...so to speak.
As far as vegetation: Those are wild calla lillies along a creek in the Big Sur. 
Personally, I am an ardent admirer of CalTrans' iceplant...I'd grow it in my yard, if 1) I could get it and 2) it would grow in NM. Other than the sea itself, there is no other quotidian reminder of Cali that is more evocative of the place than iceplant (see below).