Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Apparently, 'Rev.' Jerry Falwell's Being/Been Gathered Into The Arms Of His Creator

If so, ONE MAY ONLY HOPE he finds his 'God' is every bit intolerant as Falwell himself was.

Here's a brief account of what he deserves to repent:

On 9/14/01: "The ACLU has got to take a lot of blame for this. And I know I'll hear from them for this, but throwing God...successfully with the help of the federal court system...throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."
"I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom. These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men - that's their problem.
"The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight.
“I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed”
"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals”

“Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.”

“Someone must not be afraid to say, ‘moral perversion is wrong.’ If we do not act now, homosexuals will own America!.. If you and I do not speak up now, this homosexual steamroller will literally crush all decent men, women, and children who get in its way…and our nation will pay a terrible price!”

“The whole (global warming) thing is created to destroy America’s free enterprise system and our economic stability”
Jerry Falwell
US clergyman & conservative commentator (1933 -2007 ): RIP, motherfucker...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

heh.

Mr. Pelican said...

It's no wonder CPR didn't revive him, the piss ant didn't have a heart.

Mr. Pelican said...

Not that I need another reason to be happy about "Jerry" 's demise (I'm ecstatic) but this morning Fox and Friend were dripping sentimentality and awash with tributes. For What? What did this slick back snake oil salesman ever do, other than found a business, at absolutely NO personal risk whatsoever!
However, anything that makes O'really conscious of his own mortality is O.K. by me. I hope that God will hurry and gather up the rest of these slimeballs, starting with Robertson and Hoggard.

WoodyG'sGuitar, rogue scholar/tokin' liberal said...

the fat pus-ball's heart was so encrusted in suet, they'd a fried it with the paddles, and it was too deep to reach with cpr...

bette davis, when she heard roz russell had died, allegedly remarked that one should speak good of the dead, and it was good taht Roz WAS dead...'
or words to that effect