Sunday, May 20, 2007

SANTORUM!: Your Next Attorney General?

I do not expect Abu Bin Gonzo to resign as Attorney General. He is too valuable to the Busheviks, as a lightning rod and a blind behind which the rest of the regime may evade responsibility and accountability.

However, if he were to resign, I'd expect it to occur within days of a Congressional recess--Memorial Day, or 4th of July--so that the Busheviks can immediately install a sympathetic nominee via recess appointment.

I would not expect them to appoint a strong leader to the DoJ, because such a leader might interfere in the plans of the Busheviks to use the AS Atty's to help them steal the next election. They already fired a bunch of them, all of whom they thought they mightn't be able to trust to pursue their nefarious election-tampering schemes.

Should Abu Gonzo resign, the Chimp will undoubtedly regard it as a persona affront--a 'black eye,' in the terms Heller's Col Cathcart would understand. And the Chimp will move heaven and earth to shove a stick in the eye of those he regards as enemies. Such a sharp, pointy stick would be to recess-appoing ol' "Man-on-Dog" Rick Santorum, recently defeated in his bid to return to the US Senate.
Gay-Ron-FUUKIN-TEED, chers...

11 comments:

Terry C - End Bush's Reigm said...

Ricky Retardo.

God fucking help us!

Anonymous said...

Harriet Miers?
Uil

Anonymous said...

Reid is on to this. Atrios has it up now.
Uil

Anne Johnson said...

I wouldn't appoint Rick Santorum to change my oil. But I'm not in the White House.

Doug, jumping for Cholla said...

Free Woody!




Any word as to why you are still banned?

bo said...

Hey, are things over here beyond the pale? Think the leprosy will clear up anytime soon?


Cheers.

Anonymous said...

and the walls come crashing down. abu is shite for sure. i'm thinking ted olson. take care woody.

mestizO

spinoza said...

WGG-

As long as you are exiled, you should start a glossary of your favorite swear words. Or send them to that idiot NTodd so he can include them in one of his non-blogs.

Tena said...

I think you're dead wrong here because Congress wouldn't confirm Santorum.

Are you still banned? Funny that people who profess to have such moral and intellectual courage won't stand up for themselves and tell anyone what it is they are doing or have done and why. The silence says so very goddamn much.

I disagree with you, but I love you.

WoodyG'sGuitar, rogue scholar/tokin' liberal said...

tena,
until and unless Reid backs up the rhetoric with actions, the Congress doesn't GET TO confirm a recess appointment, which is how i think it'd go down, IF--which i do not think will happen--the greasy lil cheeseball really DOES resign...

Tena said...

Woody, did you read last night what Reid is going to do about recess appointments? This is where Reid is exceedingly valuable - he knows the rules and uses them.

He's trying to stop those appointments and he has a plan that will work.