Was Huckleberry's First Piece of Ass A Stump-broke Hinny?

Iirc, conservatard pundit Neil Horsley claimed that, down below the M/D Line--where the Huckelberry was growed up, where they cook squirrels in pop-corn poppers--the fellas all learned about sex from their congress with farm animals. Horsley, at any rate, claimed it was true for him and all his ass-hole buddies down at the corn crib. In Huckleberry's case, apparently, judging from the family photo, he probably felt guilty and married her.