Thursday, July 20, 2006

They Would Need The Fuukin' Jaws of Life...


...to extract my knee from the Gibbering Chimp's groin, if he EVER laid hands on me like that...

The Commander-In-Chimp and leader of the Free World is a cheap thug and a bully. These little physical tricks--rubbing bald men's heads, sneaking up behind women--are domination moves, evident to any with even the most rudimentary understanding of anthropoid tribal dynamics. He relies on his position, and the known presence of his protection squad to pull them off.

The chance of such an occurrence coming my way are vanishingly small; but should it happen, I would happily go to jail for one, good, solid shot of lese majeste to the Presidential cojones.

3 comments:

Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter said...

Honest to god, I would have laid that little bastard out!

cabearie said...

Your analysis, my brother, is once again right on the money.

Anne Johnson said...

Insufficiently evolved. Sadly, has defeated the Darwin Award by producing two similarly insufficiently evolved daughters.