A word to the tipplers out there:

I want to talk for a moment to the hard-core alcoholics out there, you know who you are: you tote your booze up onto the ditch and when you're done with your tokay, or your popov 'vodka' and yur fucking Budweiser, you just shatter the bottles into fragments and go about your merry way.

Please, allow me to make a suggestion: if you are too lazy or too drunk to haul your empties away with you, reconsider...And shove 'em up your reeking, drunk asses, you fucking asswipes...

Do NOT leave em in sherds along the pathway, where a passing dog might cut her or his pads, okay.

And if you're too fucking drunk to shove 'em up your drunck asses yourselves, call me. I'd be only too happy to help...

Parenthetical note: Budweiser dealers, why the fuck cannot you sell your swill in plastic bottles? It's not as if the quality of the product would be adversely effected.

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