Monday, June 08, 2009

Fox, In A Word: "Voyeurism"

It is not an accident that the set furniture inclines women's knees up and forward. Neither is it accidental that when seated, their skirts merely shade but do not cover their pudenda. I imagine the poor women's legs must cramp, holding their thighs so tightly closed and legs so resolutely crossed.

Meanwhile, the Faux-tard viewers--overwhelmigly male--are simply captivated by the possibility of a surreptitious blonde panty-shot! It doesn't matter a whit what the guests are saying as long as there is a chance of an "up-skirt" look. This Is As Close To "Strange" As Most Male Faux Gnus Viewers Are EVER Gonna Get! The pitiful mopes: all they're in it for is the "fatal attraction" moment...



A better illustration of the underlying, slack-jawed, loose-lipped, drooling, tongue-lolling, sticky-palmed, stalker-voyeurism that is at the very CENTER of the entire Faux enterprise could not be "made up."

DOTOF™: Grandpa Eddie/Leftist Grandpa

3 comments:

ohollern said...

That's why I only watch Fox's more intellectual offerings, like "Geraldo At Large" and "Huckabee."

I've added Walled-in Pond to the Donkey Mountain blogroll hall of fame.

Thanks for the comments, and keep the faith!

The Future Was Yesterday said...

That "crotch shot to be" may forever be the only thing on on Fox that is fair and balanced.

After seeing that video, I'm dying to know what one donated Geraldo's lip bush.

JollyRoger said...

And every time FOX "News" has one of those shots, somebody's sister gets molested...