Hey Texas? Just Go The Fuck AWAY, Will Ya? Secede. PLEASE!

This is one of the most depressing reports I have read in weeks. At LEAST the equivalent of forcing 'creationist' crap into the science curriculum, the Texas school board now seems intent on rewriting "history" to reflect the vanished glories of the the Reagan Revolution, featuring such exemplary Americans as Phyllis Schlafly and New Gingrich to displace references to Cesar Chavez and Thurgood Marshall.

No, really.

Back in April, the Texas Freedom Network reported that the Texas State Board of Education had named both David Barton of WallBuilders and the Rev. Peter Marshall, who suggests that California wildfires and Hurricane Katrina were divine punishments for tolerance of homosexuality, to its social studies curriculum “experts” panel.

When Barton and Marshall released their recommendations for changing the curriculum, they suggested, among other things, dropping mentions of both César Chavez and Thurgood Marshall.

"Review committees" are now putting together a draft of a new curriculum based on recommendations from the "expert" panel and it looks they are set to fill their history books with figures like Newt Gingrich, James Dobson, and Phyllis Schlafly:

Texas high school students would learn about such significant individuals and milestones of conservative politics as Newt Gingrich and the rise of the Moral Majority under the first draft of new standards for public school history textbooks, but nothing about people or groups considered more liberal.

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The first draft for proposed standards in "United States History Studies Since Reconstruction" says students should be expected "to identify significant conservative advocacy organizations and individuals, such as Newt Gingrich, Phyllis Schlafly and the Moral Majority."

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Conservatives form the largest bloc on the 15-member State Board of Education, whose partisan makeup is 10 Republicans and five Democrats.

David Bradley, R-Beaumont, one of the conservative leaders, figures that the current draft will pass a preliminary vote along party lines "once the napalm and smoke clear the room."

But not all conservative board members share that view.

"It is hard to believe that a majority of the writing team would approve of such wording," said Terri Leo, R-Spring. "It’s not even a representative selection of the conservative movement, and it is inappropriate."

Another board conservative, Ken Mercer, R-San Antonio, said he thinks that students should study both sides to "see what the differences are and be able to define those differences."

He would add James Dobson’s Focus on the Family, conservative talk show host Sean Hannity and former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee to the list of conservatives. Others have proposed adding talk show host Rush Limbaugh and the National Rifle Association.

Mercer says he would also mention groups like the National Education Association, MoveOn.org, Planned Parenthood and the Texas Freedom Network so that students will be "able to identify what’s conservative ... [a]nd what is liberal in contrast."

This seem stupid, and narrow and parochial, and it would be if it wer only the poor, god-blighted students of Texas who will be affected by this lunacy. The problem is that, because purchases ALL its "approved" texts centrally, it has enormouus influence on the content of those books which, althugh written for Texas, are also inevitably fobbed off on other states because there are NO OTHER EDITIONS.

There used to be a couple of fire-breathing fundies named Gabler who pretty much single-handedly brow-beat the Texas School Bards into submission, And their fell influences are still felt.

It should be made known that, should such changes be inserted into the Texas curriculum, citizens of other states will immediately thenceforth ignore--and treat as a nullity--any Texas educational credential submitted for the fulfillment of any academic pursuit.