THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!
A big 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot or Lowes customers .
This one caught me by surprise!
Back in early March, I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your purchases into the back of your SUV or Truck.
They both have battery powered car vacuums and start vacuuming the inside of your vehicle, cleaning the inside of your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their un-bra'd breasts almost falling out of their shirts.
It is impossible not to look, and look and look...
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds or the closest fast food restaurant.
You agree and they get into the back seat. As soon as they're inside, they start stripping. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, big boobs bumping in your face, hands reaching EVERYWHERE, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on March 4th , 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on April 2nd & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, three times last Monday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful!!
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $1.99 each...
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