Developing: Zoo Authorities Say "Victims" Brought On The Attack

Well Sooooo-prahz, soooo-prahz!!!!

The little pissant bastards WERE taunting the tiger which later killed one of 'em.

I knew as soon as I heard the reports that the surviving "victims" weren't cooperating with the authorities to discover the truth of the matter. Turns out the little pendejos were drunk, and stoned, and had spent much of the day taunting and teasing other animals before they got to the tiger.

The ONLY tragedy here is that the cops hadda play big fucking macho heroes and kill the tiger. (Zoo officials were ready to tranq her, but the fucking cops said no, and opened fire.) Motherfucking, punk-ass fuckwits!