Thursday, January 31, 2008

50 A4isms 4 A3ists

The Top 10:
  1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
  2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
  3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
  4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
  5. There’s A REASON Why Atheists Don’t Fly Planes Into Buildings
  6. “Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.”­ God.
  7. God Doesn’t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
  8. If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
  9. He’s Dead. It’s Been 2,000 years. He’s Not Coming Back.
    Get OVER It Already!
  10. "All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry."--Edgar Allen Poe.
Plus a couple of personal favs (as it happens, they're #s 11, 12, 13:
#Viva La Evolución!
# Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season
# I Wouldn’t Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
#24: You Say “Heretic” Like It Was a BAD Thing...
Enjoy

3 comments:

BlakNo1 said...

Just got an e-mail from NORML. Obama supports pot decrim, Clinton doesn't. That makes me feel a bit better about voting for him on Tuesday.

shrimplate said...

Hay-larious!

Dirk Gently said...

Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion

hey! i know that guy!

(it appears god told us both to post on the same subject today)