Bombin' John McCain was down in Colombia today, just passing through, campaigning in a South American country, when out of the juncle came a column of Colombian troops with a bunch of hostages, including an American, just freed from the FARC.
What LUCK! I thought to myself. WOW. Just WOW. How could anyone have EVER anticipated something like that?
And then, guess what, guess what??? It turns out the release had been choreographed with both the McCain campaign and the Busheviks in DC.
I mean, you could have knocked me over with a feather, I was THAT astonished.