Friday, July 18, 2008

One Way To Keep Karl Rove From Walking Away From His Subpoena? Jelly His Knees

Rove to Congress:

Bloggers answer: Send Rove To Jail!

Rove's Perp March?

It's nagahapun, of course. But it'd be nice if it were even possible.

The US has the highest number of imprisoned people in the world, as well as the highest per capita rate of incarceration, supervision and parole. People are dying in prison for having possessed marijuana. And yet this murderous shitwhistle gets to thumb his nose at the Congress?

Somebody, please, haze that fat, dew-lapped, flap-jowled, jiggly, little fuckstick my way. I gotta baseball bat and a cattle prod. Bet I can get a confession out of his reeking, feculent, shit-dribbling mouth...

By the way, I posted this as my comment with the petition:
I got arrested for saying "What the fuck" to a security guard. Karl Rove is saying "Fuck YOU!!!" to the WHOLE CONGRESS of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. You wouldn't let ME ignore a subpoena. Karl Rove isn't fit to tongue-lave my crusty prostate. If you cannot find it in yourselves to go after this rogue GOP operative, then resign and let somebody be appointed who will.

1 comment:

notwatchingtelevision said...

Hey, Woodrow -- Poetic as always. Of course, outside of Bushworld coerced confessions aren't allowed but you aren't the only with such fantasies like yours, just for the principle of the thing.

Meanwhile, lonely heroes like Cliff Arnebeck in Ohio keep plugging away at nailing the crooks. His latest move has been a request for lifting the stay in the election fraud suit here, claiming new evidence and planning to depose Rove should the process go forward.

Small comfort, but at least folks like Arnebeck must be making the little piggie sweat a bit. -- Sparkle Plenty