Friday, November 17, 2006

But...But...But...Michael Moore Is FAT!!!

An Atriot, I didn't notice who it was, linked to this piece, from the LA Times by Michael Moore...
The Nutz?
"I, and the millions who voted for Democrats, have no interest in revenge for the last 12 years. In fact, let me make 12 promises as to how we will treat you, the minority, in the coming years.

Thus, here is "A Liberal's Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives":
1) We will always respect you. We will never, ever, call you "unpatriotic" simply because you disagree with us. In fact, we encourage you to dissent and disagree with us.

2) We will let you marry whomever you want (even though some among us consider your Republican behavior to be "different" or "immoral"). Who you marry is none of our business. Love, and be in love — it's a wonderful gift.

3) We will not spend your grandchildren's money on our personal whims or to enrich our friends. It's your checkbook too, and we will balance it for you.

4) When we soon bring our sons and daughters home from Iraq, we will bring your sons and daughters home too. We promise never to send your kids off to war based on some amateur Power Point presentation cooked up by men who have never been to war...
There are 8 (eight, for the innumerate among us) more.

But you can ignore all that 'cuz Michael Moore hates America.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What is funny about this is that Democrats will be harder on their own leadership for matters of record. Erstwhle, the republiclowns go off on whims of earth toned suits, inventing internets, hollyweird liberals, any new elitist faux outrage. Christmas lists...
as if they were the new Charles Dickens.

Ignore the historic Madame Speaker Pelosi.

PS- The media is sizing up this new paradigm and will grant itself plausible deniability. Expect that crop of blogger/reporters on White House payroll to be the source of rumor. They'll enable the talking points.