Friday, October 27, 2006

A REAL God Would Compel Noxious, Loathesome Vermin To Erupt Projectiley From ALL Slimeball's Orifices Hourly For The Rest Of His Life!

Yesterday, I noted that I typically refrain from writing--as long and as much as possible even from thinking--about Rush Limbaugh (hereinafter always referred to in unflattering corruptions of his given name). The reason I avoid prosodyzing over Slimeball is that considering, even cursorily, the "speech acts" in which he so cavalierly engages, and the victims upon whom he inflicts them with such sneering, impudent, impunity, fills me with cold rage. I believe I might attack and injure him, if the occasion presented. I want to take that stogey, turn it around, and make him swallow it. I freely admit I have borne this animus against him, unremittingly, for 20 years--give or take.

The current imbroglio into which Slimeball has dumped his toxic bloviating--Michael J. Fox's disease/disability and the political uses to which Fox has appropriated his condition--elicits from me those familiar symptoms: at the barest minimum, I want to be present when Slimeball incurs injuries (like Chris Reeve's) or receives a diagnosis (a la Mike Fox) that writes his destiny in stone--absent a miraculous, yet scientifically plausible, cure.

With that in mind, consider this report on the most recent installment from ThinkProgress:
Rush Limbaugh has smeared Michael J. Fox, claiming that he exaggerated the symptoms of his Parkinson’s disease in an ad supporting embryonic stem cell research. (He also mocked Fox by impersonating tremors associated with the disease --albeit invisibly to his audience--on air.) In an effort to deflect criticism, Limbaugh told Katie Couric the following: “I believe Democrats have a long history of using victims of various things as political spokespeople because they believe they are untouchable, infallible, they are immune from criticism.”

As I watched the video of Slimeball flopping and shaking, accompanied by the unfolding narrative the unregenerate bully spun to his moronic, degenerate, knuckle-walking, slack-jawed, drooling ditto-heads, and then considered Fox's reply, I was struck by how ignoble Slimeball is, and how fortunate that he's never yet propogated. And how I hope he copmes to experience the consequences of his professed opinions.


Soprano said...

Just in case I haven't mentioned this before, I love the way you express yourself in this post and in your comments at Eschaton and everywhere else I've come across your writing.

I cracked up at your description of Marilyn Musgrove as a certifiable flying monkey. That's it, exactly!

konopelli/WGG said...

(blushes becomingly...)

Mr. Pelican said...

I've believe this fixation with mouthing a big, fat, long stogie is a substitute for something else approximately the same size... which explains so well why he is so popular with the Mark Foley's of the world. And since I'm thinking about it, why aren't the Don'docraps making more out of this? When Monica was giving Bill knob the Reprehensibles were screaming for his impeachment. Now we have TWO pederasts in the kongress( that we know of) and the whole thing is ignored by everybody 'cept the blogs! Christ, at least Bill is heterosexual! GOP stands for
Good Ol' Pedophiles.

konopelli/WGG said...

Harry Truman said GOP stood for Guardians of Privilege

lately, Greedy, Oleaginous Perverts...